Batman Can Make Anything Look Dark And Brooding

It’s a fact.

Actually, can we talk a minute about Batman? And how he just needs to get over the whole ‘I witnessed my parents death’ thing? At this stage it feels like it’s and excuse to get out of things.

I can see it at the JLA Tower now; Wonder Woman asking him,”Could you clean the coffee cups in the break room, Bruce?”

“Can’t. Parents are dead. Need to brood some more.”

“Come on, seriously, Superman’s has some weird brown mold in it.”

“My parents are Deeeeaaad!”

“Fine! I’ll do them…”

Batman should stop being so much of a Bat-bitch.

Supergirl was a witness to her entire planets demise. She just shrugs it off and gets on with life.

Even Spider-man can seem to get on with his life, and let’s face it, he’s at least partially responsible for the death of Uncle Ben. That kids gotta live with that guilt the rest of his life.

Speaking of Spider-man, I still wonder how different his life would have turned out if his Uncle was a bit of a sleaze.

Instead of advice like “With great power comes great responsibility”, he’d be all “Two in the pink, one in the stink!”


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